Reading Flight

A wedding ceremony

Homily On Sacrificial Love

By Mitch Austin

October 2022

This fall, I had the privilege of officiating for my daughter's wedding. This meant I had to become ordained and licensed by the state of Minnesota. An awesome experience for any father to have for his daughter.


God's love.

Sacrificial love like no other.

What a wonderful gift!

Javi and Sarah know about sacrificial love more than most people.

Their story is one of love over time and distance.

They met in Spain when Sarah was supposed to be studying Spanish, not Spaniards!

Their resulting long-distance romance survived the pandemic,

changes in American culture and government,

wars in Europe, and global economic turmoil.

They struggled,

they wept,

they sacrificed,

and they persevered.

They learned lessons in sacrificial love.

Sarah, Javi, I remind you of these lessons and challenge you to keep them in your life.

First, you learned to listen to each other.

There is a time to keep quiet

and a time to speak.

Holding your tongue when you so want to give a piece of your mind

is the only way you will be able to hear;

hear each other's deepest fears, darkest thoughts

And greatest joys.

Keeping quiet and listening is a sacrifice of your pride.

Next, you learned to give each other your time.

You made a point to be in touch with each other every day.

Your time commitments were planned, scheduled,

and made important in your daily lives.

Sarah and Javi, I challenge you to continue this discipline.

Don't take your time together for granted now that you are together.

Remember the sacrifices you made just to catch a glimpse of each other.

You learned to keep your promises.

I know this can be difficult, but remember Christ's example as he hung from the cross,

He asked God if He could “Take this cup from me”,

Asking to be relived of His sacrifice,

but then renewed His commitment… "not as I will, but as You will."

Commit to your promises, even if it is hard.

You learned to be empathetic.

What you experienced with each other was tough;

being so in love and so separated.

You learned to sense each other's moods and feelings.

You mentally transported yourself across the globe and put yourself in each other's shoes.

Don't let your physical proximity change that.

You learned to give to each other without expecting anything in return.

You gave just because you wanted to make the other person happy and know that you were loved.

Your kindness to each other was its own reward

kindness freely shown with no strings attached.

You learned to eliminate distractions.

Your lives are full of details

and plenty of things to consume your days and nights.

Jobs, school, friends, family, social media,

and all manner of entertainments compete for your attention.

You learned to make your love for each other a priority.

Keep that lesson throughout your life.

You learned to choose your battles.

Knowing what details are important is an essential skill for any relationship.

Does it really matter if the TP roll is installed incorrectly

or both sides of the kitchen sink got filled with dishes?

Don't sweat the small stuff;

the big stuff will find you without your help.

You are lucky.

You started your relationship under challenging and trying circumstances,

so you learned how to handle hard times.

You are practiced at dealing with these things.

Remember these lessons and work through future challenges,

don't throw in the towel;

That is a commitment to a life of misery.

Instead, commit to working on your marriage,

and you will enjoy greater happiness than you are experiencing today.

You have both jumped into new worlds,

New cultures, languages, barriers, and people.

You have learned to try new things and embrace change.

So use this skill and do things for each other that maybe aren't your

favorite but will make your partner happy;

take on a new chore, try new food,

or watch a movie you wouldn't usually like.

Of course, nothing that makes you uncomfortable

or violates your standards,

but simple things that show a willingness to sacrifice.

Lastly and most importantly, you learned to communicate.

You talked to each other all the time.

Sometimes you hashed things out with your friends and family,

sharing your deepest worries and your greatest joys.

Communications like this are vital to your sanity.

Such communication is available to you with the creator of the universe.

Talk to God about your relationship.

Do it in private, do it together.

Pray for your marriage,

pray for each other,

invoke all the power of the universe on your behalf.

Listen, and sacrifice your pride

Give of your time, and sacrifice your agenda

Keep your promises, and sacrifice your selfishness

Feel for each other, and sacrifice your indifference

Give without expectation, and sacrifice your greed

Eliminate distractions, and sacrifice your attention

Choose your battles, and sacrifice your sense of entitlement

Work together through hard times, and sacrifice your fears and angers

Try new things, and sacrifice your apathy

Pray, and sacrifice your self-reliance

Sacrifical loving will help you to love more deeply.

It is a tangible act,

not just words that will disappear on the wind,

but an investment into another person,

an investment that will yield increasing love.

Sacrifical loving, like all worthwhile endeavors, will give you a sense of accomplishment.

It will define your marriage and even your life, and bring you joy.

Not just happiness alone,

but inner serenity, contentment and spiritual peace.

I offer you these Ten lessons.

Lessons of sacifical loving you have already learned.

Ten lessons never to forget for they are timeless,

will serve you well and bring you joy.

If anyone here would like to learn more about God’s sacrifice, made available to you, come see me later.

“Follow God's example, therefore, as dearly loved children and walk in the way of love, just as Christ loved us and gave himself up for us as a fragrant offering and sacrifice to God.

For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him.”

Amen


A Visit with Mr. Xue

China, Guns, and America

June 2022

(Originally published June 22, 2015)

Last week I was in China, ostensibly to qualify some new suppliers on one of my routine visits. Like most of my visits to China, I approached this one with great dread. Like most of my visits, I left China a better man for the experience. You would think I would learn. You would think I would approach these visits with joy and giddy anticipation rather than dread. But no, in the days and weeks leading up to my trip, I became more and more apprehensive. Spending 15 hours on an airplane visiting a poor-performing supplier and missing Minnesota's springtime made this trip the last thing I wanted to do!

The opportunity to meet interesting people, hear their stories, and see new things, did not affect my attitude. It should have, I know, having made this trip at least a dozen times already and having met the most interesting people on these journeys. Last week, on my most recent Chinese adventure, I met Mr. Xue, a factory manager and division head of a company I evaluated as a potential new supplier. Mr. Xue spoke very little English, and I spoke very little Mandarin, but we had several multilingual colleagues helping with translation. Even without direct conversation, Mr. Xue quickly demonstrated his delight at my visit. He was an enthusiastic and gracious host, showing his factory with great pride. Out of politeness, I set aside my quality tough guy persona and tried to match his enthusiasm for what was a very ordinary factory.

After the tours and my audits, Mr. Xue invited us to dinner at one of his favored restaurants. It looked like every other restaurant I had seen all week. However, this one was better than the rest. In China, they have regional cuisine, just like we do in the US. Unfortunately, it all seems like Chinese food to me. This restaurant, I think, specialized in the cuisine of southern China, and Mr. Xue wanted me to try everything!

"Ni hu pecheo ma?" Do you drink beer? Mr. Xue asked, and yes was my reply.

A bottle and several small glasses instantly appeared. Mr. Xue filled the glasses, and I raised mine, saying, "cheers." Everyone followed suit as I took a sip. Everyone sipped their beer except Mr. Xue; he drained his glass and refilled both his and mine. Mr. Xue raised his glass again and offered another toast. Again, I sipped, and he guzzled. I later found out it was traditional for a host to finish his drink when toasting and out-drink his guests. So, every time I sipped my beer, Mr. Xue guzzled his.

"We like Americans here. Let me tell you why. When I was a little boy, if I tore my pants, I just had to wear them. Now, look!" Mr. Xue pointed to his expensive-looking dress pants.

"My family got a card that my mother used to get a little rice and pork each week. I was always hungry. Now, look!" Mr. Xue pointed to the table full of food. "Now I have to worry about overeating and growing too fat. I am wealthy because of America and the time of openness. I thank you!" Mr. Xue raised his glass again for another toast, which I obliged.

One of the guests, an English speaker, asked me what hobbies I have when I am home.

"I like outdoor activities; riding bike, fishing, camping, hunting, that sort of thing," I replied. The English speaker looked confused when I said hunting; he didn't understand this word in this context. So I explained and gestured, pointing a phantom gun at an imaginary bird and shooting it. My pantomime succeeded in explaining the idea of hunting. The English speaker then made an effort to inform the rest of our party.

The look on their faces was a combination of curiosity, fear, and confusion. Finally, Mr. Xue asked, through a translator, "Do you have a gun?"

I smiled and explained that I didn't have a gun, but I had about ten guns. This revelation made their eyes go wide. "Why so many" was the following, very logical question, to which I explained that each weapon has a different purpose, one for large birds, one for small birds, one for rabbits, one for target practice, etc. The room grew quiet as they digested what I told them.

"Do all Americans have guns?" they asked.

"No, but I think most do. There are well over 100 million guns in circulation, and probably many more." I replied and answered a barrage of questions about hunting.

Mr. Xue finally commented, "We couldn't do this in China. The people would use the guns against the government."

"Of course," I replied. "That's exactly why we have this right in America. What government would dare challenge 100 million armed citizens? That's why, in America, we control our government instead of it controlling us."

As my colleague finished his translation, a palpable nervousness came into the room. I had spoken heresy, and my hosts were afraid someone could be listening. They looked around the room as if expecting a police force to fall upon them. Finally, the English speaker broke the tension by observing that Chinese people would shoot each other over silly arguments and could not be trusted. Once translated, everyone laughed nervously at this observation.

"Yes, that occasionally happens in America too. Self-discipline is becoming scarce and is being discouraged in the US. Which is a far greater threat than guns."

My colleague translated my comment, and Mr. Xue raised his glass again for what would be our final toast. China's upcoming generation doesn't know the hardship of the Cultural Revolution or any of the Communist era. They only see the prosperity that Capitalism brought. The older generation sees them as spoiled. Without want, they have started to look and act more like Americans.

I returned to the United States with a better understanding that the people of China do love Americans. I also saw a culture that has never known gun ownership. This same culture exists in the United States and is a growing minority as more and more people give up on the sports of hunting and target practice. A subculture has emerged that is fearful of guns simply because they have never used them or attempted to understand them. In their fear, they try to impose their will on the rest of us.

I returned to the United States to hear news of another insane, evil man using a gun to commit multiple murders in a church in Charleston. I heard calls from frightened, close-minded politicians to give up our gun ownership rights. Politicians claim such attacks do not occur anywhere else, misrepresenting the facts by failing to mention that 29 people recently died at the hand of a knife-wielding evil man. True, there was no gun involved, but to the 29 people, that fact was of little consequence. They fail to mention the attacks in Norway, where a lone, evil gunman killed 77, in a country with strict gun control laws. And they fail to mention the armed US citizen who saved Traci Johnson from beheading by a lunatic. These cowardly politicians only foment irrational fear of inanimate objects so that our uninformed electorate will turn America into China.

We have a lot in common with the people of China, and we have a lot that is different. Let's embrace our differences and keep America, America.


Addiction

Another poem by Tim Griffin

(May 2022)

When God passed out addictions,

so carefully, He sheathed,

our own transgressions from ourselves,

this He did bequeath.


Thus it is we tartly see

what’s wrong with other folks

Yet seldom does one witness

His own vices, bespoke.


To this there is a fine solution,

find an addict true.

Divulge what is awry with him,

you’ll hear what’s amiss with you.


Squirrelly Satan

April 2022

Sitting at my desk, I have a great view of my bird feeders. One is full of sunflower seed, another with safflower, and another with a generic assortment of bird food. I also see a suet brick hanging from a cage; plenty of food for my feathered friends. The only thing missing is the birds. Not a single bird is enjoying the buffet I carefully laid out for them.

Where are the birds? I ask. Then I see why they are missing. Squirrels have invaded! These little rascals have once again defeated my defensive preparations. I have hung my feeders from a rope stretched between two trees. I have placed various bottles, cans, and LP records on this line. These obstacles freely spin as the critters try to climb across. A spinning tube surrounds the rope. I have

trimmed back the limbs and hung flopping wind chimes to discourage further these rodents, an obstacle course that will defeat the most ambitious animal.


But it has failed, failed again.


My excellent engineering skills are once again defeated.


Squirrels are brilliant and persistent. They start their tests when I add new defenses, barriers, and obstacles. First, they orbit the feeders, looking at them from every angle and vantage point. Next, they attack the feeders, first pursuing the most apparent paths. They usually attempt to crawl across the new obstacles carefully, only to be cast off. They do some more investigation and come up with a new plan. Each time they fail, they learn what works and what does not and then adjust their attack. This process may go on for hours until finally, they come up with a recipe, a process, a set of actions that allow them to reach the feeder.

I have been watching the squirrel population in my yard for two years now, and have arrived at a definite conclusion;


Squirrels are Satan


Or, at least satanic. Like Satan, they look at their victims for any weakness, chinks in their armor, and then attack. Satan looks at us and sees where temptations may cause us to stumble. He then runs experiments to see what tricks work best. When we resist being tempted by greed, he tries lust; when lust fails, he attacks with pride, and so on. He adjusts as he learns until he finds the temptation that works and then pounces, just like my squirrels.

I build new defenses and new physical barriers, but they are defeated repeatedly. Some take moments to beat, and others take months. Yet these defenses always seem to fall.

For squirrels, I have a weapon that never fails. Likewise, for satan, I have a similar weapon. My squirrels have yet to discover a way to defeat my BB gun, and satan has not defeated my prayers. I only need to remember these weapons are available and use them!


I pray to keep my aim true, squirrels from my feeders, and temptation from my mind.


Appreciating a flower

March 2022 (Original publication 12-17-15 when I still traveled for work)


Once again, suffering through yet another business trip, I have an observation to share. This time I deviate from my usual focus on interesting people and instead comment on one of God's most interesting and beautiful creations; the flower.

I'm at a restaurant in southern California with a wonderful flower decorating my table. Like all flowers, I first enjoy their color. This particular flower has a dark amber hue, with white tips. These colors are more subtle than other flowers but possess an interesting complexity while retaining a pure simplicity. A dichotomy; a contradiction, even a conflict. Yet this beautiful creation seems to exist solely for my viewing pleasure.

So I pick up this beautiful, conflicted, flower and proceed to enjoy its fragrance. Like its visual beauty, the fragrance is conflicted; complex but yet somehow simple. It stimulates some undefined or unmentionable memory, bringing back an exceptionally pleasurable time, totally unrelated to this particular blossom. I savor the memory like I savor the flower's fragrance.

What sensuous pleasure this flower has stimulated! My sense of vision and smell are reeling with synaptic sparks. But only two of my senses are satisfied; my other senses are jealous. Dare I try a little taste of this blossom? Why not, YOLO! So I take the flower to my lips, then into my mouth. My sense of taste is not disappointed! Who would have thought a flower could have such complexity, such pleasure, such flavor!

The tongue not only provides our primary taste information but is one of our most sensitive organs for our sense of touch. So my little indiscretion of taking a flower into my mouth, in a crowded restaurant, is doubly rewarded with a multitude of tactile sensations. This flower has a liquid-smooth texture while delivering a delicate tingling sensation to the tongue. Should I be alarmed? Perhaps I'm feeling the effects of some nefarious, toxic chemical released by my mastication? I don't think so. How could such a beauty be harmful in such a sinister way? So I savor it; enjoying its color, aroma, flavor, and texture.

What gift hath God bequest to me? Surely such pleasure is from Him and not the Evil One, for the Evil One could not know such joy and such love! What is this flower? What is its name? I must know!

The answer is simple and printed on the menu.

This flower's name is Hops! Double Hops IPA actually; convincing me that God is a beer drinker.

Skoal!

A conversation in Minnesota

A poem by Tim Griffin

February 2022

Those who fish and catch the most,

Seldom tell a soul.

To them keeping secrets,

Is something to behold.


Where were you fishing?

Oh, up north.

What lake?

Um, I don’t recall.

'twas somewhere between Warroad

and the Great Mall.

What was you using?

Worms, I think.

Or maybe it was leaches?

Minnows? Frogs? Or Grubs?

Oh no! it was peaches!

The depth you say?

‘Twas on the surface.

Or was it near the bottom?

I don’t remember where it was,

but I do recall we caught ‘em!

And what about the time of day, it was when they was bite’n?

My memory, oh! I just can’t say,

but gee, they was a fight'n!


When it comes to fishin',

my memory’s fading fast,

It’s not so much that I forget,

I just want them fish to last!



My Dance With Covid

Janurary 2022

My Covid journey started knowing I was particularly vulnerable to the ravages it had to offer. I knew its fevers would advance my health problems, perhaps awaken my MS and my leukemia. I had to treat this disease with discipline; discipline starting with the words “show me” and ends with the words “…do not be afraid.”

My first steps in this dance were a deep dive into the data. A comprehensive review focused on determining the best metrics for my case. Metrics I could use for decision-making and behavior.

What I found was disturbing. Deaths were reported as Covid, where the disease was incidental. Hospitalizations by people treating the ER as a primary care clinic. Death and hospitalization rates are unreliable metrics, leaving confirmed case rates as the only reliable metric.

Armed with a trustworthy metric, I analyzed the data. Did actions like lockdowns, mask mandates, and super spreader events (e.g. Sturgis) have any effect on the confirmed case rate? They did not.

If anything, the least locked down and least masked populations seemed to fare better.

Preventing exposure is a fool’s errand, which is easy to understand as I see the vast majority of masks being worn incorrectly.

This means vaccination is my best hope.

On March 18, I received my first injection.

As a good scientist/engineer, I sought a response measurement to see if the vaccine did anything. After some negotiation with the Mayo Clinic, they finally agreed to test my blood.

I had no evidence of Covid antibodies. Zero. The first shot was a swing and a miss.

So was the second shot. Injected on April 8. Tested for antibodies on July 2.

Strike two.

On September 2, I got my third jab and had my blood tested on October 8.

Strike three.

My body was completely unresponsive to the vaccine.

The good news was that my data analysis showed that many people were responding. I was an outlier. I could rely on others to prevent my infection.

Then Delta hit. The vaccines weren’t working so well anymore. Better than masking and social distancing, but not as good as before.

Then Omicron arrived. The data showed that the vaccines no longer worked as a preventative. I knew it was just a matter of time for me.

On 1-5-22 my number came up. I woke in the middle of the night with throat spasms, which I’ve had before and attributed to MS. This time, the spasms continued all day. Something new.

On 1-6-22, after a long night of throat spasms, I woke to a bad headache and fatigue worse than any from my past. I could hardly move.

Time to get tested.

Covid was confirmed on the afternoon of 1-6. It took less than 6 hours from the time I decided to be tested, to get my results. No lines. No shortages. Just fast, efficient care.

My Mayo Oncologist strongly encouraged Monoclonal Antibodies and offered help if needed. My local Centracare team did a good job finding me a treatment of Paxlovid. These care providers were excellent. Fast, caring, and efficient.

I opted for speed and convenience. My local Centracare team said I could start Paxlovid immediately while my distant Mayo team thought it would take a few days to line up an antibody treatment.

On 1-7, I started Paxlovid and started having a fever. I don't think Paxlovid caused the fever.

They say my symptoms were mild. Here is what mild looks like:

· Low-grade fever (99-100).

· Chills, even when not feverish. Uncontrollable shivering, unable to get warm.

· Fatigue making it impossible to open a Paxlovid pill pack.

· Coughing up bloody phlegm. A cough that was unresponsive to treatment, even codeine.

· Constant headache, unresponsive to ibuprofen, and acetaminophen

It could have been worse. I stayed out of the hospital but felt like crap.

By day 10 of my dance with covid, I felt almost normal. My cough persisted as an annoying tickle. My headache responded to both Advil and Tylenol. A persistent runny nose developed as a new symptom.

Not the worst bug I have encountered, but close.

Do I think the vaccines help?

No. Not in my case. I think I could have been injected with water and had the same result.

Do I think the Paxlovid helped?

Probably. There isn’t an objective way to determine.

Where did I pick this up from?

Likely from church. Coughing lady in the pew behind me.

Why are Mayo and Centracare laying off unvaccinated workers?

Good question. The data do not support this policy, which greatly increases my overall health risk.

Do I think I have immunity now?

Maybe. I’ll get my blood tested in a few months to find out.

I know I can survive this.

I hope I don’t have to go through another round, but I know it is possible.

I know the vaccines don’t work as originally hoped.

I suspect catching the disease may also not be effective.

My heart is not troubled. I am not afraid. I have peace.

Covid does not own me.

Gijikiki chapter 1 and 2 (December 2021)

Chapter 1: Cedar Lake

Snap!

Pop!

Sizzle.

Hiss.

The smoky fire is talking. It speaks but sheds little heat or light into the cold dark night. Why should it? Why should the fire give anything but complaints? The fuel it is eating has been soaked with rain all day. Just like the people sitting around the fire, soaked with rain and now soaked with smoke.

Ma'iingan started the day, waking up when a large drop of rain splatted on his forehead. It was followed by another, then another. Father said it was just a morning shower and would pass. The shower grew as they made breakfast and packed up for the day’s journey.

“It will pass,” Father repeated, but when Ma'iingan saw an osprey fly by with a fish in its claws, he knew this rain would last all day. Ospreys don’t like to hunt in the rain, but if they know it isn’t about to stop; well, they have to eat don’t they. From their vantage point in the sky, they can see if the rain is going to continue. This morning, the ospreys were hunting in the rain. They were convinced it would last all day and had to hunt despite the weather.

They were right. Father was wrong. The rain lasted all day, thankfully ending when they stopped to make camp for the night.

Paddling in the rain. Dragging the canoe through the woods, in the rain. Slogging through a swamp, in the rain. There seemed to be no game as if all the animals had found shelter and were hiding from the storm. Even the osprey had only ducked under the clouds long enough to snatch a fish, before returning to the sunshine high above the overcast sky.

Ma'iingan scratched at a bump on his arm. A new mosquito bite. Right next to one of the swollen lumps from the hornet stings, which was by the spot where he pulled off the leech. All these pests were still active and tormenting. They didn’t mind the rain. No game, but plenty of biting critters to make life miserable.

What a day!

“Little Wolf. Don’t pick at your skin, you will make it worse,” Makwa, the Bear, and Ma'iingan’s father scolded.

“Father, it itches!” Ma'iingan whined.

“Here, Little Wolf, rub some of this on it,” Giizis, The Sun, and Ma'iingan’s grandfather, tossed him a deerskin pouch. “It will help those hornet stings, too.”

“Thanks, Grandfather,” Ma'iingan replied as he picked up the pouch and scooped out a finger full of smelly, oily, goop. He rubbed it into his bites and stings. It may have been just a distraction or the smell, but the bites stopped itching and the stings didn’t hurt as much.

“Father, the hunt doesn’t seem to be going well, does it?” Ma'iingan asked.

It had been a rough couple of days for the hunting party. They had packed their canoe up several trails, to get to the lakes that are higher and farther away from the main camps. Makwa believed this would bring them better luck in finding moose.

“We have just gotten off the main trails. Tomorrow will be better. We have arrived at Gijikiki. Now the hunt begins!" Makwa said. He was excited that their journey had reached its location goal. Now they would accomplish their hunting goal.

“Little Wolf, the moose is a shy creature. He doesn’t like to see people, so he comes to places like this to be hidden. We must be patient and strong. Tomorrow we will find one and it will feed the whole camp for a long time.”

“Yes, Father. I will be strong,” Ma'iingan picked up a stick and began poking at the smoldering fire. It was his first time with the hunting party, so of course, he would have questions. Giizis could see this in his face.

“Little Wolf, your face says you are troubled.”

Little Wolf looked up to his grandfather. He had questions, but he struggled to find the words to ask. His questions seemed so unimportant and weak, but they still preyed on his mind.

“Grandfather, this place is called Gijikiki. What does this name mean?”

“Ha!” Dibikad, Little Wolf’s brother, barked a laugh that echoed through the forest.

“Hush Night. Mind your mouth!” Giizis commanded his moody teenage grandson.

Gichi Manidoo gave names to every place. Every person, plant, and animal. These names describe the place as the Great Spirit sees it. He gave us our names, through our parents, as they see us. Gitche Manitou saw this place, with all of its great trees and wetlands and he named it Gijikiki; Cedar Swamp.”

“Ha! He should have called it Bagwanawizi memaangishenh! In fact, I bet he did! No one would come here if this place went by that name.” Dibikad challenged.

“Respect your grandfather, Night,” Makwa scolded and turned to his father. “I’m sorry Father. I have raised a brat who does not know how to speak to his elders.”

“Pfft! You have raised a teenager. He will learn,” Geezis replied, “and I will live. I am not offended by such a small thing.”

Plop. Plop. Sizzle.

The rain began to fall again, extinguishing the few flickering flames on the pathetic fire.

Ma'iingan pulled his deerskin over his head and tried to fall asleep. No more questions.

“Maybe it will be warm and dry in my dreams,” he thought as he dozed off. “Yes, bagwanawizi memaangishenh is the correct name for this place.”

Chapter 2: The Plan

“No! Absolutely not!” Matt shouted into his phone.

“He said he could handle it. What’s the big deal? It’s his decision,” Lee argued back. His outraged friend seemed to be unreasonably angry about this simple request.

“This is his first trip. He doesn’t know what he doesn’t know,” Matt explained. “A kayak in the wilderness is insane!”

“I’ve seen ‘em up there, plenty of times,” Lee defended. “You have to. This is not a big deal.”

“Yes. Yes, it is,” Matt sighed, and mustered his patience. “We’ve never seen kayaks where we’re headed. You know that. They are just too hard to portage.”

A deep sigh came across the phone. Lee knew Matt was right. A kayak simply wasn’t designed for long-haul portaging. This fact needed to be explained to his boss, in no uncertain terms. The kayak that his boss had so recently bought and proudly bragged about nearly every day, had to stay home. The job of delivering this message belonged to Lee and only Lee. A stupid canoe trip was going to cost him his career.

“What the hell am I supposed to do,” Lee mumbled. “You know Gord. You know what a first-class A-hole he can be. He’ll probably fire me over this!”

“Nah, he won’t. That would be too quick,” Matt chuckled. “He’ll just assign you to the Bootheel.”

“That ain’t funny!” Lee shouted into his phone. “Dammit, this is serious!”

“Ha! Hey, hey, it’s not so bad. Just explain to him about the rocks. He’ll back down, just like that.” The shorelines of the Boundary Waters lakes were covered with rocky ledges and boulders. These rocks are jagged and sharp. Almost none of the portages or campsites have sandy shores. This means boats take a beating. Most of the outfitters in the area replace much of their fleet every year as the rocks severely gouge, dent, and puncture the vessels. A new kayak would be especially vulnerable. Matt correctly assessed that Gord would have no interest in having his precious new boat abused this way.

“Talk to Chuck. Have him bring his Sawyer in, claiming he needs you or me to look at repairing that puncture he got last year,” Matt continued. “That boat looks like it took a broadside! It’ll scare the daylights out of Gord. You won’t have to tell him to keep his kayak home.”

“Yeah. Yeah! That’ll work. He may even get scared off the whole trip!” Lee exclaimed.

“Well, I wouldn’t count on that. Remember last year.” Matt reminded Lee how his boss had canceled out when his wife showed signs she might deliver their third child early.

“Who plans a trip into the wilderness when your wife is in her third trimester!” groaned Lee.

“Gord does,” Matt answered without hesitation. “You need a plan for his next move. He won’t cancel this time, so we need to be ready. You need to give him a plan as soon as you see he is wavering on the kayak question.”

“What do you mean? What plan?” Lee was still happily digesting the kayak abatement plan and wasn’t thinking of the next steps. Fortunately, Matt, with his chess-player mind, had this issue covered. He had played the kayak meeting out in his mind and had run a dozen follow-on scenarios.

“You need to let him know he can still come on the trip and explain how that will work,” Matt paused for a moment. He knew his next words were going to drop like a bombshell. “Tell him you’ll team him up with Jayden and use my old Penobscot.”

“What! Are you nuts!” Lee came unhinged. “You think I am going to throw my own son under the bus like that! You’re a sick man! Sick, sick, sick…”

“Lee, Lee, hold on. Hold on. Jayden can handle it. You’ve raised a good young man, there,” Matt intervened in Lee’s meltdown. “He’s got three trips under his belt, plus who knows how many river floats. He’ll do fine. Better than fine! He’ll shine like he always does.”

“I know he can handle it, but he’s my boy. This is supposed to be a vacation for him, not some work assignment dumped on him by his old man,” replied Lee. “Why don’t you pair him with your brother? At least Mark is a grown man.”

“Two desk jockey neophytes, paddling in the wilderness of northern Minnesota,” Matt countered. “That sounds like a good plan.”

Both ends of the phone went silent as the two friends mulled over the problem. Would Matt throw his brother-in-law under the bus? Or would Lee sacrifice his son? There were no clear answers until Lee remembered the last time he saw Mark. It was on a short float trip, and his memory was of Mark’s feet flying up in the air as he rolled the canoe over while stepping in.

“It might be good for Jayden. You know, learn how to deal with difficult people and all,” Lee finally broke the silence. “Besides, I’ve been wanting to get more quality time with Ethan.”

“Yes. Yes, it would be good for both the boys,” Matt agreed, recalling Lee’s comments about his struggles to balance his time between his two boys. Matt also remembered the capsized canoe, “and for Mark too. I won’t have to explain his drowning to my sister.”

So, it was settled. Lee and Matt had a plan. They would enlist Chuck and his beat-up old canoe and by the end of the week, the kayak problem would be a thing of the past.

-

The following Wednesday, Chuck rolled into the office with his Sawyer canoe strapped to the roof of his car. The bow of the canoe had an ugly puncture, several inches long and fully penetrating the hull below the waterline. Duct tape residue was clearly visible, evidence of a field patch that allowed the boat to return home. The poor old Sawyer had had a rough life. Numerous fiberglass patches speckled the bottom. Deep gouges told of its many arguments with submerged rocks and rough shorelines. The poor boat had suffered but consistently delivered its adventurous passengers home.

“Hey Chuck! What you doing with the old girl here?” Matt shouted to Chuck as he walked across the parking lot. This was the first step in a carefully choreographed dance. Matt, Lee, and Chuck timed their arrival to the office at exactly the same moment as Gord. Gord made this dance easy as his arrival time never deviated by more than two minutes.

“I wanted you to take a look at that hole in the bow we made last summer. I’m thinking she may be ready to become a duck blind. I don’t think she’ll survive another trip to Minnesota,” Chuck shouted his scripted lines back.

The cross-parking lot shouts caught the attention of the intended audience. Gord diverted his walk to the office to join Chuck and Matt. The three men orbited the canoe, pointing at its various wounds. Lee quietly joined the party to deliver his line in the play.

“Whoa! You did that in the Boundary Waters last year?” he said, expressing awe at the damage. “You’re lucky you made it out!”

“Luck had nothing to do with it. Duct tape to the rescue once again!” Chuck said while scraping at the adhesive residue around the hole.

“Yeah, good thing we had that in the kit,” Matt added. “I read that you should also have a good supply of zip ties. I’ll be adding that for this year.”

“Zip ties? What you need those for?” Lee asked, according to the script.

“I read about a guy who cracked his canoe and had to stitch it back together using zip ties, the awl on his pocketknife to drill holes and duct tape to seal it all up. He was able to finish his trip and get out of the bush with no further problems.” Matt answered, casting a subtle look to Gord to make sure his audience was paying attention.

“Man! What about all this other damage? Where did that come from?” Gord asked. “Were these from the local streams here?”

One of the more thrilling aspects of fishing is when you can see your prey take an interest in your bait. Only the most skilled and experienced anglers know how to restrain their excitement and allow the fish to sniff around. The fish needs time to make sure it’s not being misled. It needs to convince itself that the bait is a tasty meal and has no hooks. The angler knows that once the fish is convinced, it will bite. Any false moves or attempts to set the hook too soon will scare it off, maybe forever. Sometimes, a subtle little motion on the bait will be enough to entice the bite. Subtle, with extreme care to prevent a false move.

“No, most of these are from Minnesota, but I’ve been dragging this old boat up there for years. You’re seeing decades of damage,” Chuck honestly answered. Now to give the bait a little wiggle. “See this gouge right here, and these two over there? Those are from my first trip to the Boundary Waters. Sawbill Lake. Good thing I picked an easy entry point for my first trip. I don’t think the boat, or I would have made it back if I had started on Ottertrack like what we have planned this year.”

Gord stared at the canoe. He reached up and touched the rough gouge. Was he going to take the bait? Had Chuck overplayed it? Gord shifted his gaze to Matt, his forehead crinkled with worry lines.

“Um, say. Did Lee tell you I was planning to bring my kayak?” The bait was being taken. Gord looked to Lee and continued his bite, “I’m thinking that may not be a good idea. Would that be a problem?”

Time to set the hook.

“No. Not at all,” Lee answered, hoping he wasn’t too eager. “Matt, you’ve got another boat we can use, don’t you?”

Matt nodded his head in affirmation, “Yeah. It’s an old plastic Penobscot. A bit of a barge, but comfortable.”

Gord nodded his head, smiled, and returned to his original walk into the office, without realizing he had been hooked and filleted. Once Gord’s back was turned, Lee looked to Matt and Chuck and mouthed thank you!

-

The foundation of the plan was in place. The party would consist of four canoes, each with two people. Matt would be paired with his brother-in-law Mark. Lee would be with his younger son Ethan. Chuck would join with Randy, a friend, and coworker who was a regular on these adventures, and Gord would be under the supervision of Jayden. Eight paddlers in all. This is a big group for a deep dive into the wilderness, but six of the eight were experienced, including Lee’s two boys. It was a good plan. Now, all that remained was picking the entry point and route. Once done, the detailed planning could begin. They had all winter and the following spring to prepare. As hard-core adventurers, they would do all their own outfitting, including charting the route, producing the dehydrated foods, and conditioning their bodies for the long paddles and portages. There would be no motorized lifts accepted, no portage wheels, or any similar accompaniments. They would count on at least two of their main meals to be fish. If the fish weren’t biting, they would go hungry. Matt organized his adventures to have the look and feel of a bygone era, a time when roughing it was, in fact, rough. The thrill and beauty of the wilderness are best appreciated when they can be felt. Felt through the snap of a paddle completing a perfect stroke, felt by the chill in your bones as you wash up after a long day, felt by the growl in your stomach when the smell of a frying walleye fills the air, felt by your eyes when the aurora borealis lights up the night sky. Yes, feeling the wilderness is feeling alive. At least for a few short days. A feeling that can carry a man through the rest of the year.